This Is Not a Test Review: The Canadian Zombie Film That Hits Hard Explicit

We just got home from the theatre. Meaghan read the book. Arthur loved the zombies. This Is Not a Test — the new Courtney Summers adaptation — gets the full Grave Tone treatment: review, book comparison, spoilers and all.
We just saw This Is Not a Test in theaters — here's how the Canadian zombie adaptation stacks up against Courtney Summers' novel, and whether it's worth your time.

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Cold Storage Movie Review: Fun, Gross, and Totally Worth Your Time Explicit

We hit the theater for Cold Storage (2026), David Koepp's sci-fi horror comedy starring Joe Keery, Georgina Campbell, and Liam Neeson. Exploding bodies, killer fungus, and a stacked cast — we break down whether this Valentine's Day horror release is worth your time.
Cold Storage 2026 movie review. Liam Neeson, Georgina Campbell, and Joe Keery star in this sci-fi horror comedy based on David Koepp's novel. Fun, gross, worth watching.

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple REVIEW — Ralph Fiennes, Cult Horror, and a PERFECT Zombie Sequel Explicit

Meaghan and Arthur give first impressions of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple—a surprisingly smart, stunning zombie sequel with killer performances, wild cult energy, and a Bone Temple setpiece we can’t stop thinking about. (Light spoilers later.)
We kicked things off at the painful hour of 7 AM, after losing our original audio file from the night before… Yes, we recorded an entire review, then watched it vanish into the abyss of...

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We Bury the Dead Review: Ending Explained, The Zombie Baby Twist & What It Means Explicit

We’re back with a spoiler-filled review of We Bury the Dead (2026)—the Tasmania-set zombie thriller starring Daisy Ridley. We break down what works (visuals, performances, creepy undead moments) and what totally didn’t (clichés, pacing, and an ending choice we can’t stop debating).
We Bury the Dead review: Daisy Ridley and killer zombie design impress, but the story stumbles. Theater-worthy or skip it?

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